You ever had one of those days? You know, the one where it's looking like you're going to have to get your infant surgically removed from your nipple, your 3 year old is starved for attention because the other one has decided to boycott naps and instead spend her time crying, so the older one has taken to talking nonstop so that you are sure not forget he's there, your house has been destroyed by your inability to get 5 minutes of mommy down time to clean, you're still wearing your pajamas (from like 2 days ago), you absentmindedly decide to put a hot casserole dish under the faucet where it shatters in your hands, the smoke detector won't stop going off (even when you throw a coloring book at it, weird), in an attempt to quiet said smoke alarm you might have accidentally ripped it out of the ceiling, and at the end of the day your toddler MAY have learned several new choice words.
Yea. One of THOSE days.
That is all.